Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think weed is turning my hair brown
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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