And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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