69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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