he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
this boner is exhausting
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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