just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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