She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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