It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Drunk is not a location!
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