Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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