But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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