Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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