i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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