It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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