glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I supernannyed him into submission
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