I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
im holly from the hills drunk
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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