The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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