Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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