There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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