i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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