love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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