So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Small penises have feelings too.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Randomize
