ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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