Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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