belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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