A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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