Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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