You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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