I have demons in me.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
