Your face is a jimmy john
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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