I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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