The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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