i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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