My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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