Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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