did you get engaged???
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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