problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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