She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
As shirtless as possible
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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