I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Even the bartender felt bad for me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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