Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
