Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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