If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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