I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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