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I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
