soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
As shirtless as possible
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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