She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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