I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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