better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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