I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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