Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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