when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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