Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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