why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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