Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
If I die, sorry about rent.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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