Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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