weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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