i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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