so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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